Showing posts with label virgo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label virgo. Show all posts

Monday, February 21, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for February 20, 2011

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You're not one to succumb to what other people want, but you're gonna have to suck it up today. Give in or give up, dude. Otherwise, you're never going to get anywhere -- which is actually status quo for you.

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Sunday, February 20, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for February 19, 2011

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You'll get the last word in today. This doesn't mean it'll actually be intelligible or that it'll even help you win a heated spat. It'll most likely sound more like a grunt. That's how you like to scare off your prey nowadays.

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Saturday, February 19, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for February 18, 2011

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Don't overlook tiny details today. They may seem minute now, but they could cause huge problems later on. And since you manage to screw up everything all the time, whip out your magnifying glass pronto. You don't need to justify your flakiness.

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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for February 15, 2011

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A deep discussion with a stranger could inspire you to take a trip abroad ... or at least try a new cuisine or sample a swarthy lover. You never want to feel that dull and uncultured in another conversation again.

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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for February 14, 2011

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Go for what you want today. You may not get it, but at least the odds are somewhat in your favor. You can increase your chances of success by kissing the ass of someone important, sleeping with the right person or both.

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Monday, February 14, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for February 13, 2011

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Don't add fuel to the fire during an argument today. If you know what's good for you (and your sex life) keep your damn mouth shut! Your thoughtless and insensitive words could end up ruining a perfectly good relationship.

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Sunday, February 13, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for February 12, 2011

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Stop bragging about your sexual stamina and bedroom prowess. You're really not all that. In fact, people are starting to talk about how lame you are. When it comes to sex, you're better off keeping your comments to yourself.

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Saturday, February 12, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for February 11, 2011

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You're better off keeping the stakes low today because the odds are against you -- as usual. If you feel like taking a risk, play the stock market or buy a lottery ticket. The last thing you should consider is upping the ante on yourself -- it will never pay off.

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Friday, February 11, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for February 11, 2011

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You're better off keeping the stakes low today because the odds are against you -- as usual. If you feel like taking a risk, play the stock market or buy a lottery ticket. The last thing you should consider is upping the ante on yourself -- it will never pay off.

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Thursday, February 10, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for February 09, 2011

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Try your hardest not to wreak havoc today. It's difficult to control your devilish desire to rile everyone up, but that's no excuse. The less antagonistic you are, the better. Otherwise, someone is going to be on the warpath, and you're the intended target.

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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for February 08, 2011

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The only thing that will get you out of a dicey situation is to disappear into thin air. But since you have no money, no car and nowhere to hide, it looks as if you're going to have to face the music. Someone like you should always have a Plan B.

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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for February 07, 2011

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An argument could get ugly if you let what you're really thinking slide off your tongue today. It's amazing how horrid comments come out of you so easily while intelligent ones are concealed and so few and far between.

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Monday, February 7, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for February 06, 2011

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Your courage could be tested today. Try not to act like your usual Cowardly Lion self. It's time to steel yourself and grow a pair. Life wasn't made for wimps and if you continue to bury your head in the sand, you'll suffocate on your own fear.

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Sunday, February 6, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for February 05, 2011

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Imagination will play a lead part in your day -- which is a good thing, considering how dismal it really is. You envision your life as being a lot more glamorous than it really is. When the curtain rises, you'll be in for a shocker: nobody's in the audience.

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Saturday, February 5, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for February 04, 2011

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You'll retreat into a fantasy world today because you simply can't face reality. While this may be a short-term solution, life will inevitably wake you up from this daydream. You might as well accept the truth and deal with it.

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Monday, January 31, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for January 30, 2011

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You're normally a lone wolf, but today you'll work surprisingly well with someone. They must be as annoyingly ambitious as you are or weak enough to be taken advantage of; otherwise, you'd have no use for this partnership.

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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for January 29, 2011

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Keep your needs simple and you'll be happy: a roof over your head, three meals a day, a stylish wardrobe, and you're on your way to success. Think about committing a felony, since prison will give you all this and much more (including sex).

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Saturday, January 29, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for January 28, 2011

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Looking over your past you just can't help but wonder what your life would be like if you hadn't made so many egregious errors in judgment along the way. You can wallow in regret or you can just move on. You're a screw up -- accept it!

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Friday, January 28, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for January 27, 2011

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You're under the illusion that confidence equals being right. Just because you're arrogant doesn't mean you can win an argument. In fact, admit defeat now so you don't end up looking like a real jackass.

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Thursday, January 27, 2011

Virgo Horoscope for January 26, 2011

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You'll be amazed by how many people are weirdly drawn to you today. You'll think it's because you ooze strength and respectability, but it's actually because they think you're a freak show, and they want to witness what stupid thing you'll do next.

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