Pisces Horoscope for February 20, 2011

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Someone is going to call you on your selfishness today. While you should feel bad about your actions, you're more annoyed that they won't let you get away with your ridiculously narcissistic behavior. You're such a bitch.

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Pisces Horoscope for February 19, 2011

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Details, schmetails. You've become disenchanted with the minutiae and you're starting to avoid the big issues. This isn't a good idea, especially since your life is a far cry from a touchdown lately. Stop being so lazy and get your act together!

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Pisces Horoscope for February 18, 2011

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You're accident prone today so watch your back -- and every other body part for that matter. The last thing you need to deal with is a lawsuit. People are just waiting to pounce on you and suck you dry.

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Pisces Horoscope for February 15, 2011

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You have a lot on your mind today, so find a better way to clear your head than eating a whole pizza. Get off your butt and take a brisk walk or call a family member who won't hang up the phone as soon as they hear your voice.

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Pisces Horoscope for February 14, 2011

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Let out your emotions today but don't freak people out with your blubbering and carrying on. There's a right way and a wrong way to have a meltdown -- if you're scaring people away, you'll know you didn't nail it.

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Pisces Horoscope for February 13, 2011

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If you have something to say, think twice -- it's probably just mental detritus. Avoid rambling about unnecessary details. No one cares about your thought process and nobody gives a damn about your kids, the dream you had last night or your favorite book.

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Pisces Horoscope for February 12, 2011

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You're not in the mood to deal with anything heavy today. It's not as if you're usually the most substantial person anyway, but you can't even handle what's on the menu at Starbuck's. Your brain needs an overhaul -- fast.

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Pisces Horoscope for February 11, 2011

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You're better off keeping your comments short and sweet today. The more you talk, the more likely you'll say something completely offensive. The last thing you need is to tick off anyone else -- everybody in your life hates you as it is.

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Pisces Horoscope for February 11, 2011

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You're better off keeping your comments short and sweet today. The more you talk, the more likely you'll say something completely offensive. The last thing you need is to tick off anyone else -- everybody in your life hates you as it is.

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Pisces Horoscope for February 09, 2011

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You're like The Little Engine That Could today. You'll keep chugging up the mountain until you reach your goal. The only difference is that you'll forget to hit the emergency brake and slide right back down. Oh well, you thought you could ...

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Pisces Horoscope for February 08, 2011

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Your brain will feel like electrical currents are running through it because you're sparking so many ideas. Perhaps you shouldn't stick your wet fingers in the blow dryer when you're drying your hair. This false sense of brilliance could potentially kill you!

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Pisces Horoscope for February 07, 2011

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Tired of your lackluster social life? Quit expecting other people to make plans for you. It's time to start initiating fun activities for you and your posse. Try to pick things others would actually find interesting. This isn't a selfish endeavor.

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Pisces Horoscope for February 06, 2011

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You're naively enthusiastic about life today. It's as if you're blind to reality or something. If you were actually aware of how many people feel sorry for the sad existence you've created for yourself, you'd change your jolly tune in a second.

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Pisces Horoscope for February 05, 2011

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Don't confuse hyperactivity with productivity today. Just because your heart is racing faster than a hummingbird's doesn't mean you'll catch any worms. You'll probably just collapse from exhaustion and everyone will avoid you because you talk too much.

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Pisces Horoscope for February 04, 2011

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If you can't figure out the answer to a problem today, just stare into space. That's what you always do and somehow you're still here, bothering everyone with your issues. Life happens no matter what you do, so keep doing nothing -- it's working!

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Pisces Horoscope for January 30, 2011

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You never grow tired of stepping on the toes of others. But watch out, one of your victims may attempt to push you over as you try to climb up their ladder. And when it happens, it's not going to turn out well for you at all.

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Pisces Horoscope for January 29, 2011

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Taking a cold, hard look at how much you spend on nonessential items, such as parking tickets and late fees. If it's a huge part of your budget, that just means you're lazy -- no surprise there. Then again, it's your money. Do with it what you will.

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Pisces Horoscope for January 28, 2011

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You'll greet the morning with hope and optimism. By lunchtime, half of it will have dissipated. By the time you climb into bed, the rest of it will have vanished completely. Pull the covers over your head and stay there. Tomorrow will be no better.

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Pisces Horoscope for January 27, 2011

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You're unusually introverted today. Friends and coworkers will be relieved that they don't have to hear your mouth running all day long. They'll all wish for this soft-spoken person to return, but you'll be back to your old ways by tomorrow. Lucky them.

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Pisces Horoscope for January 26, 2011

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Control your crazy temper today. If you end up going psycho on someone, you'll confirm everyone's assumptions that you beat up on others to make yourself feel better. It's best to keep your friends and coworkers in the dark on this one.

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