Cancer Horoscope for February 20, 2011

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You have an entrepreneurial spirit, but no business sense whatsoever. In fact, your six-year-old niece could turn a quicker profit at her lemonade stand than you could ever dream of. Give up now before you embarrass yourself.

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Cancer Horoscope for February 19, 2011

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Reach out to a long-distance friend or relative for advice today. You're less likely to distract them with your weird facial expressions and quirky facial tics since you won't be sitting in front of them.

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Cancer Horoscope for February 18, 2011

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Precision is key today. But since you're no surgeon, chances are you're going to create a very jagged pathway for yourself, thereby leaving a big, ugly scar behind. If you know what's good for you, let someone else take the scalpel and do the excision.

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Cancer Horoscope for February 15, 2011

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If you can find a sense of purpose, you'll be super dedicated to it. Then again, you can just putz around and do nothing, and you'll be just as committed to that. Whatever suits your fancy, pursue it. After all, nobody really cares what you do.

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Cancer Horoscope for February 14, 2011

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The emotions of others may be volatile today, so try not to take things too personally. That's easier said than done, especially when someone strikes one of your sensitive cords. You'll really go off-key, and your bitching will sound far from melodic.

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Cancer Horoscope for February 13, 2011

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People are spilling their guts to you as if you were a member of the clergy. Lord knows why they would tell you anything since you're bound to judge them and spread their dirty little secrets. They obviously didn't realize you were born without a conscience.

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Cancer Horoscope for February 12, 2011

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Think of new ways to communicate today. Didn't your alien leaders teach you anything? Try actually using your words instead of all the raging and screaming you usually direct toward others. You may actually get your point across.

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Cancer Horoscope for February 11, 2011

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You have a tendency to blather. Before running your mouth incessantly today, put yourself in the other person's shoes and imagine what it would be like to be forced to listen to your ramblings. Try not to shoot yourself in the foot after said experiment.

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Cancer Horoscope for February 11, 2011

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You have a tendency to blather. Before running your mouth incessantly today, put yourself in the other person's shoes and imagine what it would be like to be forced to listen to your ramblings. Try not to shoot yourself in the foot after said experiment.

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Cancer Horoscope for February 09, 2011

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Try your best to be economical today. Go on a shopping spree with your mom or a rich pal and beg them to buy you something shiny and sparkly. After all, you're never going to have the resources to shop like you want. Get it where you can!

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Cancer Horoscope for February 08, 2011

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Try not to be as passive as you normally are. Even if you were handed power and prestige on a platter, you still wouldn't take it. It's time to let go of your inhibitions and step into the driver's seat. Just try not to crash into a wall of complacency, okay?

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Cancer Horoscope for February 07, 2011

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Family duty calls today. Whether you like it or not, you owe your relatives an ear after all the times they've had to listen to you complain about the unimportant crap in your life. Payback is a bitch, isn't it?

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Cancer Horoscope for February 06, 2011

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You'll yearn for stability today, but your life is entirely void of it. Nothing is on sure foot in your realm. If you want to establish some sea legs, you have to get out there and trust yourself. Yes, you can make some progress in your pathetic, little life.

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Cancer Horoscope for February 05, 2011

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You'll encounter someone pathetic enough to bring out your compassionate side today. You can relate to their plight, so you'll talk them off the proverbial ledge. It's so nice of you to help fellow losers.

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Cancer Horoscope for February 04, 2011

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Use that twisted mind of yours to come up with a convoluted story that'll keep you out of the hot seat today. People will be less likely to untangle the facts because you're simply not worth their time and your lies are way too ridiculous.

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Cancer Horoscope for January 30, 2011

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Somebody will notice you've been making an effort today. Of course, they're too self-important to actually give you kudos, so you'll still end up feeling used, abused, and underappreciated. Are you a glutton for punishment? Hell yeah, you are!

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Cancer Horoscope for January 29, 2011

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Why don't you just stop with the charades and throw in the towel. You're never going to amount to anything and you'll never garner the approval of your parents. It's time to embrace your ineffectiveness and do something with it.

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Cancer Horoscope for January 28, 2011

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Go ahead and pretend your dreams have already come true. Luckily you have an active imagination, because there's no way in hell you're ever going to nab a good job, an expensive car and a hot wife. You're a loser through and through -- that's your reality!

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Cancer Horoscope for January 27, 2011

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It's a good day to make some important decisions. Reflect on all the random stuff that hasn't worked in your life lately and come up with a plan of attack based on what will make you truly happy, if that's even possible. You're so hard to please sometimes!

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Cancer Horoscope for January 26, 2011

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Lean on friends to help you get mentally organized. They're the only other crackpots who understand your weird way of thinking, so they'll keep you in line and out of the loony bin. There's no telling where you'll end up otherwise.

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